Disster 

A blood relative aka Sister or a close friend or sorority-mate who is a woman who acts as if she likes you until someone else comes around--then she becomes competitive and starts to "Diss" you. Pulling out all of your secrets and hating on you; criticizing everything you say and trying to make you look bad and herself good in front of company.

Ex: Hi, my name is Joanne and this is my sister, Terianne who has a prettier smile than me because she wears a retainer at night for her TMJ."

Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."

Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."

Disster by Thouston299 September 27, 2010

King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

King of Disasters by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.

John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.

Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013

Disaster Of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is a Disaster of bollywood
A natural disaster occurs whenever Canadian Akshay Kumar releases his shitty films

Many producers, distributors committed suicide all because of akshay kumar's 80 flops. A perfect disaster of bollywood!

Disaster Of Bollywood by Rajiv Bhatia October 3, 2018

Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

Disaster lesbian by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

Disaster Bisexual by PustCrunk March 23, 2021