Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007

dildo doll

a penis sucking doll with tight lips that sucks hard.

Shanny is a dildo doll.

by bexxx. February 18, 2008

Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.

Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'

by ghostrape November 3, 2009

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

circus dildo

a abnormal and fake person

"shut up you fucking circus dildo"

by anaujiram September 7, 2005

Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.

I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.

by Larry March 26, 2004

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007