Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

by Joselino May 4, 2008

defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)

"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."

by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008

defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.

I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.

by jsgarvin September 25, 2010

the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.

Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!

by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012

NIKE Defense

The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.

There were 16 Nike Defense installations in the Detroit area.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004

defenestration

to throw something or someone out of a window.
look it up.

defenestration has been used many a time to deposit of unwanted clingy ex-boyfriends and girl-friends

by Cathrine Kitterline November 28, 2009

Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.

"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

by therenster October 13, 2007