Cubany

Pronunciation: \ˈkyü-bən-eeeeeeeeee\
adj - Typical of houses in Miami, ceramic or stonework of cheap material designed to have an ornate or regal appearance but is really fucking gawdy

My wife and I wanted to buy this house in Hialeah but the bathrooms and the fake stone fireplace in the living room were too Cubany. How tacky, who needs a fucking fireplace in Miami anyway? It was 90 degrees last Christmas.

by Dino Crocetti October 6, 2009

Cuban Footlocker

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.

Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.

by ramblincatzsquaker July 25, 2011

cubancrapurself

the sickness you get after arriving home from cuba. many say it is caused from the food and water.

SYMPTOMS:
sweats
crapping your pants
constant running to the bathroom
wet farts

"how was cuba man?"
"it was awesome, but now i have the cubancrapurself"

by sluttyeyes August 20, 2011

Cubanfail

Inspired by Mark Cuban, to massively, utterly, and continually fail at something.

There's major cubanfail by Mark Cuban again as his Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball team fails to sign a single big free agent after blowing up the 2011 championship team, screwing his fan base, and forcing star Dirk Nowitzki to play out his career with a bunch scraps.

by thewhatfilesman August 3, 2013

cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015

cūbanati

The new age illuminati group. With cubes instead of triangles.

The illuminati was so yesterday, you should totally join the Cūbanati.

by The Cūbanati Squad October 17, 2015