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Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.
"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"
by wayne6666 February 4, 2019
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bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.
Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust
by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018
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Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.
My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!
by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019
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Crusted

Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.
That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.
by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021
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Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love
She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.
by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021
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Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust
“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please
“ I’m crust”
by Crust01 July 28, 2025
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Crust Bust

When you cum hard ferocious chuncks that can penetrate hard objects like wood, sheet metal, etc
I had a mad crust bust last night, it nearly broke my tv
by PK444 January 13, 2019
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