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Cliteroach

a cockroach with a vagina/pussy/clit
"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"
by dilflord January 9, 2023
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cliteral

Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.

This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.

This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023
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ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.
Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.
by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
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glitterous cliterous

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names
yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid
by braceface._.juju February 16, 2021
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Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"
*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!
by Qtron15 April 27, 2021
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Clitoregg

A combination of the words Clitoris, and Egg(s).
Used to describe a total bitch/whore who just stole your poon-tang.
Damnit KP! Youre such a clitoregg!
by John Bach July 2, 2006
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Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010
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