Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Hogan Clause

When someone won't agree to do something unless they know for sure that the outcome will be how they want it. (they're not willing to take a risk)

"mike won't ask out that girl unless he knows she likes him"

by OriginalCricket March 9, 2004

CANUSA

"Can-us-ah" = the Canadian USA border.

Last summer, Bob and Mike drove their Street-n-Dirt bikes across CANUSA. This year they are trasversing MEXUSA. Next year, Alascanada.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

clausen

1)the worst football family ever 2) to fuck up real bad

1)rick, case, and jimmy clausen suck 2)damn you really clausened that all to hell

by whiteness July 28, 2008

Claustrahomophobia

Fear of being in small places with homosexual individuals.

I wouldn't be caught dead in an elevator in San Francisco. I have claustrahomophobia

by dlinc54 April 28, 2011

Clangsta

A gangsta that is classy

Chanel Westcoast "I'm gangsta but I'm classy." so Clangsta

by That random guy1 September 18, 2011

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014