crank dat grandpa 

ejaculating on a girls face and sculpting it so it looks like an old mans face

"yeeeee i crank dat grandpa!"

crank dat grandpa by secret1234567767878787878 November 2, 2007

crank that soldier boy 

jacking off a male will licking his nipple

I was at a club and we went back to my house so I had to, crank that soldier boy.

crank that soldier boy by AshleyWeiner November 25, 2007

crank bug 

The tiny flashes of light that you see in your peripheral vision shooting across the room like shooting stars when you’ve been up on meth for 5 to 10 days.

Damn! Look at Bill tying to duck the crank bugs!

crank bug by Random Zen April 23, 2003

crank that merry-go-round 

To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.

"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

crank that merry-go-round by 100 beers war April 21, 2008

Crank That Yank

Kind of like belemic bullrush. EXCEPT CRANK THAY YANK! SO when in Rome, you know whats good. HUGE. YOU ARE THE EMPIRE

Lady loses bjack hand.
Sour, Crank that Yank

Dad fights with son.
Crank that YAAAANK

Crank That Yank by Drew with Krellium December 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

crank dat albanian by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

crank that NYU 

When NYU displaces orphans from their home onto the streets of Manhattan, and ejaculates on their faces.

Yo, I heard that the Lafayette Street dorm used to house orphans until 1980, when student housing got so tight that they decided to crank that NYU

crank that NYU by NYUUUU December 17, 2008