Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

by derfferguson April 18, 2020

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

loose cannon

A term of jealous criticism applied to individuals of rare flexibility and creativity, by mobs of petty-minded group-thinking procedure slaves.

They called me a loose cannon until one of my crazy ideas saved them half a million bucks. After that I insisted on being called a 360 degree swivel-mounted artillery unit.

by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007

Love Cannon

Another name for a large penis.

"Dude, he just shot his love cannon into that girl's vagina."

by Victimofthelovecannon October 10, 2011

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Cobble Hill Cannon

It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.

Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.

by Kass Gorgson January 8, 2008