Crotch Beer

Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.

Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"

by Fastball35 April 7, 2011

root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

by Al February 9, 2004

Beer

the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

by anastasia beavehausen August 26, 2003

Beer World

Ultimate Party House, Located In Connecticut
The Place You Go To Forget About Your Girlfriend
The Natural Habitat For Lacko's

"My girlfriend was acting like a bitch.. so I rocked out at Beer World till 8AM!"
"I drank my face off at Beer World!"

by Beer World December 28, 2008

beer spears

A drinking game originating in Gloucester Ontario. The premise is to tape a can of beer to one's hand and consume. Then tape another atop it and consume that one. This continues until a huge spear like weapon is fashioned out of cans and the participants fight eachother.

Optional: make shields out of boxes!

Beer spears is the best form of intoxicated fighting!

by Marky Marc August 29, 2005

Beer Lake

A body of water that is actually the size of a small pond--easy crossed by an arched footbridge. Usually located on a college campus. Rumors abound about the lost things that are in the bottom of said water--(ie-a car, money, jewelry, Jimmy Hoffa, etc.).

-Did you know that there's a car in the bottom of Beer Lake?
-No Way!
-Yeah--and maybe Jimmy Hoffa, too!

by queendork76 August 16, 2007

beer cold

getting a cold from drinking cold beer in the cold weather at some random house party b/c everyone is standing out in the yard smoking.

dude, the party was fun, but i got a bad case of the beer cold.

by cindymindy October 16, 2007