hairy beaver

A hairy poon tang.

Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.

by d bwog May 14, 2005

Beaver Cleavage

What you see when someone's jeans are too low and they are not wearing a pube protector

"Hey Becky, these jeans are designed to shape and lift my beaver cleavage"

by Zoe February 13, 2004

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

The Beaver

1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.

Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.

by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010

shooting beaver

The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).

"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."

by Nick November 26, 2004

beaver slap

when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina

Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped

by tatas_r_ur_friend November 9, 2003

Beiber neck

An affliction suffered by Justin Beiber wannabes who have the same haircut and have to keep their head tilted to one side to achieve the Beiber fringe.

See that dude with the neck-brace, he's got Beiber neck. He spent the last 6 months with his head tilted to the left flicking his fringe, now his neck's f#cked!

by Bar-M Badger June 9, 2011