1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
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When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.
by VelvetFog January 13, 2015
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