ryan james bates

A person who doesn’t like non-whites and has a hairy lower back

Bro shave your back you look like a Ryan James Bates!
Nah bro it defines who I am!

by Chester McBadbat November 28, 2019

Baezed

A verdict decided by 12 jurors that don't have common sense.

Casey Anthony jury was Baezed.

by blgard August 16, 2011

russell bates

one who is a fucking idiot, has a small penis which is used
for ramming cats up the ass =)

fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!

ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell

by dave nielsen March 21, 2008

Bates

Slang word of yiddish origin to call a girl who loves rugby boys, will spend a gap year hiking up Mount Everest in bare feet and will probably never ever learn how to make chicken dinner.

Uchh what a mierce bates she is.

by HMD92 January 27, 2010

Bateman

Batmans retarded cousin. Bateman using his bate-a-rang to catch fish.

sweet throw bateman. Catch them fishes

by Roncoco August 23, 2017

Bate and switch

When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.

Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Batey

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

by Shawn Batey August 4, 2007