eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

balls deep

(verb) To go into the vagina completely..up to the balls
(adjective) All the way in...balls slapped up against the pussy

"Yo Pete...you get balls deep up in that Mandy Moore bitch yet? "

by woody bania February 2, 2004

Couch-Balls

When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.

Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"

Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"

by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011

Saltwater Balls

Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.

DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014

Balls deep

Powerful ancient shamanic technique/ cure for evil damaging twisted energies.. usually caused by another claiming love and affection, yet not free to give it or simply seeking gain at your own expense.. /downfall or simply an energy whore seeking a long term parasite ..

As the facts reveal themselves over time and the combined energy is revealed, this person can attempt lie forever ..energy is energy …

Then easy to imagine .. the two of them .. walking buddy/ flirting partner .. even one will do … balls deep …

Repeat nightly when the lights go out …

It won’t take long ..

Crude but effective …

Balls deep … lol aka soon ?

Sk et

by LetsTalkAboutX April 11, 2023

balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"

After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.

by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008

balls through the walls

The limit as effort (x) approaches infinity of going 'balls to the walls'. When graphed, balls through the walls can be shown as a hyperbola approaching an asymptote. This asymptote represents the proverbial wall in which balls go 'to' and eventually 'through'.

Side effects of going balls through the walls are: excessive dehydration, headache, fever, fatigue, and most likely death. Those who survive going balls through the walls are either really lucky, or the absolute quintessence of badassary.

I was running the other day and I went balls through the walls; Cullen and Ty couldn't keep up.

I tried going as balls through the walls as Mennell, but then I ended up in the hospital. I'm lucky to be alive.

by BallThroughTheWalls November 21, 2013