Alarik

A manipulative person who shares similarities with Adolf Hitler and Barney Stinson.
He has many layers of personality and is able to switch to any personality depending on the environment to best be able to manipulate and control, but the true use of his ability is to hide his inner personality as a misunderstood nice guy.

Hitler was such an Alarik

by AMeanGuy April 16, 2019

alarie

To go to the movies, watch 20 in a row and pay for only one ticket. Then you go and brag about it at work.

Score! I went to the theater last night and pulled an alarie. More money for popcorn.

by mmmcarrot July 27, 2011

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Fire alarm

Used at public building to aware people that a new mix tape has been dropped

*fire alarm sounds*

I guess daquan dropped a new mixtape

by treyvon2014 April 5, 2015

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

by Cthonic March 24, 2010

sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

by Trumplodyte July 5, 2019

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010