Awkward = Maggie's life
by lovemyawkwardlife November 4, 2010
Get the awkward mug.This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 7, 2009
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A stereotypical small Massachusetts town known for Six Flags New England, over-entitled senior citizens, and an outlook so bleak, the poverty-stricken city of Springfield across the Connecticut River has more potential.
Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.
Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.
Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.
Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.
If Boston is the Hub of Massachusetts, Agawam is the hemroid of the Pioneer Valley. Not Indian Orchard, not Chicopee: Agawam.
by TrotNixonFan March 4, 2013
Get the Agawam mug.a pretty lame town that only has about 40% of kids that are actually cool in it. oh, and it's known for six falgs new england. and that's it.
seriously.
seriously.
by Jesspanic April 11, 2008
Get the Agawam mug.GIRL: Do you like this purse?
FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.
GIRL: I made it for my mother.
FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.
GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.
FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.
GIRL: I made it for my mother.
FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.
GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.
by monica5895 October 27, 2011
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In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
Get the Awkward Woolly Mammoth mug.An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
by tulipgirl January 24, 2011
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