Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

by Charlotte June 8, 2004

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 28, 2006

absolem

Opium smoking blue Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland

Girl: "Woah! Was that a blue Caterpillar!?"

Guy: "Yeah and I think he was smoking a hookah...is this a dream?"

Talking Flower: "Absolem! It means Absolute!"

by NerdleNerdle November 2, 2014

abscond

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

by Unotag July 22, 2003

Absolute

it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.

P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008