greg ward

The greatest receiver of all time. Plays for the Philadelphia Eagles and wears #84. People wish to be him.

Did you see Greg Ward catch the ball for a touchdown? He's the greatest to ever play!

by Mar$.19 July 1, 2021

greg wall

A history teacher that enjoys destroying the lives of innocent students. He do be pretty chill tho

My dude Greg wall wants me to write an essay within 30 minutes

by Struggling student May 5, 2020

Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp

"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Greg Stein

Greg Stein is a man that will not stop until he gets his hands on one of your cigarettes, its actually quite amazing the feats that he will go to for one. Greg is a red headed, freckled fuck.

Greg Stein: "Hey do any of you guys have a cigarette?"

Devon/Alfred: "No, we only have one left"

Greg: "Alright, Imma head out then"

by LeftNutRightButt December 7, 2018

Meowstic Greg.

Meowstic evolves from espurr and is a pseudo legendary
610 (base stat total) (totally) (no cap) (100%)

man 1: i catched a male espurr and evolved it into a male meowstic greg.!!
man 2: youre a god.
man 1: *ascends.*

by windyeeee February 4, 2022

greg tripp

Totally awesome supernatural handsome.and strong

Feeding the homeless is so Greg Tripp that Benz is so Greg Tripp

by Tripporfall October 3, 2017

squeaky greg

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.

Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.

by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017