Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

The chicken is a tit sucker

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.

She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

by Lacy Bracy October 26, 2017

Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 8, 2021

Tit turbine

A perfect pair of tits capable of inducing feverish hallucinations, often is accompanied by erectile disfunction.

That goddamn jennifer and her fuckin tit turbine ruined my marriage, my house, and the finish on my car.

by Flantoo July 19, 2010

tits

Tits definition is to believe something is impressive.

That new car is tits.!

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022

tits

a watermelon mixed with boobs

"I love big massive tits Joe :)"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

faucet tits

when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby

damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week

by supersoph420 May 14, 2021