Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.
Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit
by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 09, 2021
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The Brown Bess

The act of forcing your own cum back down your Urethra with a toothpick.
"Dude I failed no nut November but I saved myself!"
"How'd you save yourself? That makes no sense?"
"It's easy! I just did The Brown Bess!"
by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 October 03, 2022
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