The Cat Slide

When you get completely naked and shove your balls in between your legs and sit on the floor like that and drag your self across the floor

My friend Josh did The Cat Slide for his dad

by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018

Gangsta cat

When a cat owns all the road men in the area and will stop at nothing to rob all the cat treats

"Yo dude I was riding my bike down the road and I was attacked by one gangsta cat"

by king truth February 24, 2018

parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Breeder Cat

A female cat whose sole purpose in life is to fuck. She may or may not get pregnant all the time.

Nina, you’re a breeder cat.

____________________

She’s pregnant again?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a breeder cat.

______________________

Damn, I’ve slept with every guy in this bar. I’m such a breeder cat.

by pureevil13 August 26, 2018

giddy cat

When a shawny guy mcgoverns his lady and she starts giggling, as it suddenly occurs to her she zoned out for the past ten minutes and the event is nearly complete. This giggle, for whatever reason, sounds a bit like a cackling feline.

She went full GIDDY CAT in the bedroom, and Shawn was so confused.

by LARKSPURFIN December 11, 2018

Taco cat

A sexual maneuver completed by two females performing cunnilingus on each other. Purring for vibratory stimulation is optional, but preferred. It is fitting as there is both a taco and a pussycat AND is the perfect physical palindrome of the human body.

Heather: You wanna taco cat tonight?
April: Yes!!! I’ll purr really hard and make you MEEEOW!

by DolphinLover69XX February 13, 2019