Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.

Mary today was being a sports fish

by Drike August 11, 2019

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Peer Fishing

1. Two people searching for a third party with which to have sexual intercourse.

2. Inconspicuous way to have a casual conversation about a completed, successful threesome.

1. I was just curious if you would like to peer fish with my friend and I this weekend?

2. So how did that peer fishing go this weekend?

by Das King G August 13, 2012

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Singing fish collector

Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.

***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸

Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000

Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄

Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!

by Pxprobotvidz January 16, 2020

Beta Fish

n. Those that'll suicide on your clean, shiny surface you cuz they think you're one of them.

"I'm a shiny-ass mirror and ya'll some beta fish."

by Jay See Lordness December 23, 2021