Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Decuple slap

To have out witted you’re adversary so man time that the defense got held a 7 and we let them kick for 3

Aye sen that patriots game lass night man I swear to good nes man they have decuple slapped thes mufuckas man on so many levels like j esus is gonna be raining down on them so hard from this ass whooping

by Nippi kay June 18, 2021

Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021