simp

namikou to eizzil

Simp: "OMG i love her so much uwu sussy balls uwu uwu"
Not simp: "Hey, stop simping her."

by nfjsjfikuheshgfdjhbgkajs September 11, 2021

Simp

Not you my guy

Richard: "dammit bro stop being a simp"
Chavez: "sorry bro I can't help it"

by TrappGod6_8+1 September 11, 2021

Simp

I guy who chooses girls over the boys

Jordyn ditches the boys on Friday night to take a girls shift who doesn’t even know his name and works till 3 am.that is a simp

by Tanglyhaddock September 11, 2021

SIMP

The Goat at willo senior high is a fucken simp

iykyk he has taken your bitch

A DEFO OF A SIMP is this cunt named THE GOAT, This cunt froths every female, going, starts typing so chicks open snaps

by THE GOAT IS A SIMP September 12, 2021

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Simp

Synonym for Mikasa Ackerman
Synonym for Yashiro Nene
Synonym for Kanjori Mitsuri

Someone who does absolutely anything and everything to get a s/o but most likely ends up getting rejected anyways.

Mikasa Ackerman: I saved Eren's life and almost died for him many times and I still got friendzoned
Yashiro Nene: I joined the gardening and crochet club because some hot guy I had a crush on that doesnt even know I exist said he likes feminine girls
Kanjori Mitsuri: I became a hashira so i could get a man and I secretly compliment everything about everyone inside my head.
Misty: Simp. Simp. Simp. You're all simps.

by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Simp

Someone acting submissive towards someone else in order to get sexual favors.

My bro is simping over this girl. She's definitely using him.

by Bibofou September 12, 2021