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The day that Eren Yeager was born. Everyone else born on this day is ugly <3
Person 2: It's March 30, you know what that means!
Person 1: It's Eren Yeager's bday!

Person 2: It's also mine..
Person 1: Oh, well that means you're an ugly bitch <3
by MistySprinkl3r September 13, 2021
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Synonym for Beyblade

Real life fidget spinner.

In his mid-30's and 5'2 but all the teen hoes don't give a shit.
Sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith.
He lost all his friends so he is resorted to hanging out with a bunch of children.
He's also hot. And fruity.
Person 1: There was this short old man bitch hanging out with kids in the park, he looked like a pedo.
Person 2: Was he making out with a bottle of Windex with Erwin Smith's face on it?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Oh, thats Levi Ackerman. He's fine as hell but he's fruity :(
by MistySprinkl3r September 13, 2021
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Main characters are jesus. Mf's fought muzan and still survived yet all the adults with years and years of training and strength died lol.

Tanjiro is apparently god
emo bitch hangs out with children
Fruity bitch with scars is fruity
Pikachu is a simp
Inosuke is Peppa Pig
Nezuko is Eren from that one scene

Thats all the important characters that survive
Person 1: Have you watched Demon Slayer
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dont
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Synonym for Mikasa Ackerman
Synonym for Yashiro Nene
Synonym for Kanjori Mitsuri

Someone who does absolutely anything and everything to get a s/o but most likely ends up getting rejected anyways.
Mikasa Ackerman: I saved Eren's life and almost died for him many times and I still got friendzoned
Yashiro Nene: I joined the gardening and crochet club because some hot guy I had a crush on that doesnt even know I exist said he likes feminine girls
Kanjori Mitsuri: I became a hashira so i could get a man and I secretly compliment everything about everyone inside my head.
Misty: Simp. Simp. Simp. You're all simps.
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Synonym of simp.

Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.
Person 1: Is that Mikasa Ackerman?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*
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The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
by MistySprinkl3r September 13, 2021
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