Ghetto life insurance

When you're life is so meaningless you go out of your way to get killed by the police or a city bus in the hopes that your surviving family who wants nothing to do with your sorry ass anyways will get half the money the courts award you at the taxpayers expense. The other half goes to the lawyers and Al Sharpton.

Yeah... He was a gud boy. He was get 'n his life back together. He was going to community college and trying to record his rhymes. He dindu nuff 'n and the police shot 'em. He goan git fat ghetto life insurance doh...

by The Cap N' May 19, 2021

Gacha Life

A dress-up/roleplay game created by Lunime. People who create videos with the game are called Gacha tubers. The community have a very bad reputation, people are now trying to “save the Gacha community” I do not recommend leaving unnecessary hate on gachatubers, since some of them are talented and nice

“Hey you know the game Gacha life?”

“Ugh. Yes”

“I downloaded it!”

by Junie_sussybaka July 11, 2021

Gacha Life

Gacha Life is a 2018 game and it is meant for kids but that stupid Gacha Heat came in this party-

Gacha Heat- Sempa-
Me: NO
Gacha Life: I AGREE WITH YOU

by yourlocalmushroomgachamom March 27, 2022

My life be like

My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

person 1: brandon, please stop saying these dumbass things, you died 7 years ago

brandon: My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 July 30, 2022

Past-life trauma

Trauma that someone carries from a traumatic event in their past-life, beyond death and into the afterlife or their next-life/lives.

'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life trauma: He witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured by the vile barbarians, in the Teutoburg forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he experienced symptoms of trauma, even throughout his next-life.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 9, 2022

bail your life

A phrase said to someone who has just been embarrassed or greatly humiliated. Usually said by bros.

(kid falls down the stairs in front of everyone)
"Dude, bail your life!"

by gnarxcore February 14, 2007

Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.

I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007