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Flash fart

When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
Flash fart by Jestah November 18, 2016
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Bum fart 

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.
It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.
Bum fart by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017
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Fiddlers fart funnel 

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube
Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night
A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock
Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.
Twat fart by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018

tub fart 

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk
"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

double thumbs-down fart noise 

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.

Dryer then a popcorn fart 

A really really dry object
Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart