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douche bag

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another
tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep
by kommander lemon July 20, 2011
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Douche bag

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

truffle bag

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!
by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016
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Flap bag

Yo Bruce, check out that flap bag on the corner.
by Steven R27 October 17, 2008
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chin bag

Chinn bag. 1 a sleazy dog raping, whore molesting human colouring book.
2. The act of placing your nuts on someones chin while they are sleeping. And possiblly taking a picture for blackmail.
Get off my dog you fuckin' chin bag!!!
by shiteater666 March 30, 2017
mugGet the chin bagmug.

Clam Bagged

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.
by absinth215 October 14, 2011
mugGet the Clam Baggedmug.

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