Definitions by DaddyScranton

truffle bag 

Simultaneous teabag and mushroom stamp.

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!

truffle bag by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016

dirty chinchilla 

A haggard cat lady who literally wears a live chinchilla on her head while looking for a unicycle ride with benefits.

Check out that scullery maid! She is a real dirty chinchilla yo!

dirty chinchilla by DaddyScranton July 29, 2016

quail punch 

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

quail punch by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016