DaddyScranton's definitions

truffle bag

Simultaneous teabag and mushroom stamp.

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016

dirty chinchilla

A haggard cat lady who literally wears a live chinchilla on her head while looking for a unicycle ride with benefits.

Check out that scullery maid! She is a real dirty chinchilla yo!

by DaddyScranton July 29, 2016

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016