Tip the tinter

"dirty deeds" in a car with really tinted windows!

hey hon... you wanna Tip the Tinter?

Tip the tinter by Kidwell, D. March 9, 2009

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Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

Bumpin the Toad by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

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Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

Bruised the toilet by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

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draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz

"What are you doing?" "Eh I was just draining the train"

draining the train by le jenn April 17, 2010

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Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

Taking the Tomato by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010

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Kiss the Trailer

A really dumbass game where you sit in the back of a pickup truck or other top open vehicle of sorts, drive on the freeway, while your dumbass driver gets close to a tractor trailer, trailer portion specific, and your dumbass friends try to get close enough to the trailer to literally kiss the trailer so they can win the game. However, what normally happens is all of the dumbasses try to complete this process after many slaps and pokes of the trailer.

hey fuck faces, let's play kiss the trailer, and to make it extra fun let's add booze and some pot to the equation.

Kiss the Trailer by trogdor1 January 3, 2011

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dust the twins

the act of applying baby powder to your scrotum to keep them fresh

damn its hot out here. i need to "dust the twins"

dust the twins by treeman800 January 24, 2011

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