(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
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Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
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Get the what are you doing step bro? mug.A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
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Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
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