Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
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Slammerpog

Another way to say “epic” or “super cool”; higher tier in positive emotion than “pog” or “pogchamp”.
Person 1: Yooooo I just got the new game!
Person 2: Slammerpog! Let’s play!
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