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Zoomp means to collapse a group of columns or rows in MS Excel
Angel asked Jimmy to Zoomp the rows during the MS Teams meeting. Jimmy zoomped the rows so that those rows were now hidden.
by ViperVenom March 13, 2024
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Zoophile

Since all of the other definitions are edgy teenagers making shitty jokes and death threats to other people thinking it makes them good people, also dehumanizing others for it, which is absolutely disgusting, here is the real definition :’/

(NOTE: Putting hate speech in a definition is against the rules.)

Zoophiles are people attracted to animals. Zoophilia is the attraction to animals. Simple definitions of both.
Bestialists are people who have sex with consenting animals, also known as people who practice bestiality.

Zoophiles are often seen as bestialists and animal abusers when in reality there’s zoophiles who think animals CANNOT CONSENT and zoophiles who do not like their attractions, since they can’t control it.

People often think of pro contact zoosadism when calling these people rapists or abusers, zoosadism is the attraction to ABUSE of animals.

Do not confuse an attraction (zoophilia) with an action (bestiality). They are not the same thing.
Person: I am a zoophile. I find horses attractive.
Person 2: Well, I’m a zoophile too. I find dolphin’s attractive.
Person 3: Animal abusers! Rapists! Rot in hell you disgusting subhuman fucks!
Person: We are actually against abuse and are not bestialists.
Person 2: I agree with them. Also, that’s zoosadism.
Person 3: …
by Shiverax March 24, 2024
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zoophile

an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.

a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.
zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals

an normal person: what the actual fuck
by yippee? March 29, 2024
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Zoopta

**Zoopta** zoo·pt·a *verb*

*informal, gaming slang*

To spectacularly fail at handling the objective in a first-person shooter game due to a breathtaking level of incompetence, often leading to team despair and enemy delight.
1. Oh my god, you zoopta’d the flag again! The sheer incompetence!
2. I can’t believe you managed to zoopta right off the map – the exit was right there!
3. If you hadn’t zoopta’d the flag last round, we might actually have won!
by brikma May 10, 2024
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Zoop

A verb typically meaning to miss a golden gun crit usually in a boss dp's phase.
"gonna be honest with you guys I missed it" - Zoop
by Blornt May 18, 2024
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Zooped

Last night was awesome. We got so zooped I started hearing colors.
by -msaw- June 2, 2024
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Zoop

When you defecate or produce feces while at the zoo.
Wow, I just took a massive zoop... I feel much better now.
by Poopybuttholekitty June 15, 2024
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