yogapants handjob

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!

Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too

by youngthese May 4, 2014

purple yogart

When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.

Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.

by gen.fox June 8, 2010

yogalump

eating yogurt while sitting in odd positions possibly while doing yoga. ( if you didnt get that out of the word)

This morning while I was yogalumping I dripped some yogurt on my shirt.

by UDaLump April 13, 2008

IRISH YOGA

After a night of HEAVY drinking and passing out in a very strange position

man 1: he was do drunk he fell back off his chair with his head on the floor and his ass still onthe seat

man 2: like irish yoga?

by Sp1cy Mcha991s September 21, 2007

Yonga

A pipe used to smoke tweak/speed/crank/shit aka methamphetamine.

Janes parents found her yonga in her room and sent her to rehab

by Markrang June 3, 2019

Racist yoga

When a racist person does yoga

That racist person just stretched it was racist yoga

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

yoga booty

Something you call someone when they are being goofy and it makes you relaxed and happy.

Stop being so goofy...hahaha...you're such a yoga booty!

by Josh Wolfson October 16, 2007