Egg Day

Day of Egg to celebrate egg

Happy Egg Day Everyone!

by Detective Dumbass January 20, 2022

Egg-xactly

To say exactly but with egg.

You: I died.

Me: Egg-xactly

by YaBoiFelix December 28, 2018

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

Fried Eggs

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.

People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.

by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.

Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!

by laurita May 24, 2006

jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.

Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!

by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006

Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.

Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh

by quas August 25, 2005