by The Milk Man Cometh December 12, 2020
by hyperdiaper August 13, 2009
When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.
by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 March 6, 2012
An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.
Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
by Buttsexisdirty May 6, 2011
by Doc Madness March 17, 2011
We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.
by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003
A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
by J92 February 14, 2016