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Webby

A horrible umpire for baseball who has a strike zone six feet high and three feet wide. He will signal safe and call out, while yelling "Fair Ball!" He is almost always drunk before games, and, "Just wants to get out of here." He is hated by almost every player he has every umpired for.
"Dude did you see that call last night?"
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
by falcons52 May 8, 2010
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webby

getting mashed off your nut by your self, lose your phone and pulling a bird at a bus stop
"I did a Webby last night: got mashed off my nut by myself, lost my phone and pulled a bird at a bus stop"
by Paul.J.C January 12, 2009
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Weba

Weba is a name that defines a handsome, cool and intelligent german guy. Usually, a Weba has a tiny dong and a pair of Mini Balls. When it comes to sucking dick, he‘s the President
Phrase 1: See that Weba over there? He likes dick
by Naggl January 7, 2019
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webborn

A slaphead who when pissed believes he grows hair and becomes cassanova.
Is that bald guy trying to pull?! what a webborn.
by Devin June 2, 2004
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Webbos

by ZDart January 17, 2010
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wabbamelon

Damn, that chick's got some wabbamelons on her.
by Fallon February 22, 2005
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Chris Webber

n. Choker.

Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.

Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.

Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.

Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.

see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.

Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")

Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
by Shareeb4Prez October 1, 2008
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