Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

by Dave February 1, 2005

Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010

Valparaiso University

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.

Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012

unimpossible

Some thing that is possible in someway. But not clearly how. This word is originated from Kerala, India. Its heard that the word came out accidentally from a language contributer.

This work is quite unimpossible

by shameer January 5, 2011

universal donor

An attractive man found sexually appealing by a wide variety of disparate tastes.

Geoff and Jim had very different tastes in men, but both agreed that Jake Gyllenhaal was a universal donor.

by logophage August 27, 2012

unidate

n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

by 4BLady February 11, 2015

United

When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.

Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.

by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017