Tobert

A person that is acting in such a way as a rat. Meaning weirdo, strange, goofy, silly, dumb.

“You’re such a tobert”

by Sejj March 29, 2024

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Tobert

A person or circumstance that is annoying, irritating, odd, or funny. Often used in a playful, warmhearted or affectionate way.

Synonyms- silly, goofy, rat

Stop being such a tobert

by ontheroadagain March 29, 2024

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Tayber is the man who makes sure that he holds the number 1 spot for being ohhh so bad,but looking damn sexy while doing so and is more than capable of making you feel oh so damn good while he is doing it... He's funny and sweet and so respectful of women and to women not to mention he is a perfect example of all the behaviors of a real man while he's making money and getting his hustle on, he has girls who fawn over him and yet to their confusion and disappointment he doesn't bed them down like they desperately want him to... He's got a dark side tho so watch out cuz he's Mister amazing and sexy whose a perfect gentleman but cross that line and he becomes someone who can make you go missing and never be suspected of having any involvement in your disappearance.... And he's a god in bed he can bring you to the edge of pleasure at it finest over and over and over and then after he has made you an exhausted soaking wet mess and you think you can't cum anymore he'll bring you up to crash in a mind blowing orgasm and allow himself to finish....

Person 1.... Hey is that Tayber
Person 2.... Omg he's so sexy
Person 4.... I heard he was dangerous
Person 3..... I want him to marry me
Person 1.....I just want him to f**k me...

by TAYTAYSBAYBAY91 December 8, 2024

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Tayber

Tayber is the man who makes sure that he holds the number 1 spot for being ohhh so bad,but looking damn sexy while doing so and is more than capable of making you feel oh so damn good while he is doing it... He's funny and sweet and so respectful of women and to women not to mention he is a perfect example of all the behaviors of a real man while he's making money and getting his hustle on, he has girls who fawn over him and yet to their confusion and disappointment he doesn't bed them down like they desperately want him to... He's got a dark side tho so watch out cuz he's Mister amazing and sexy whose a perfect gentleman but cross that line and he becomes someone who can make you go missing and never be suspected of having any involvement in your disappearance.... And he's a god in bed he can bring you to the edge of pleasure at it finest over and over and over and then after he has made you an exhausted soaking wet mess and you think you can't cum anymore he'll bring you up to crash in a mind blowing orgasm and allow himself to finish....

Person 1.... Hey is that Tayber
Person 2.... Omg he's so sexy
Person 4.... I heard he was dangerous
Person 3..... I want him to marry me
Person 1.....I just want him to f**k me...

by TAYTAYSBAYBAY91 December 8, 2024

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Tuberville

Noun. A village of degenerate subhumans whose only modification is the presence of plastic noise tubes in every natural orifice (plus some unnatural ones) for easy penetration, which is their main goal in life. To show proof of this, the tubes are never cleaned, so others can see which ones remain untouched. Occasionally one of them succeeds in getting all the tubes nice and crusty. Then the visible tubes are filled with poop from random donors and pushed in until they are barely visible, and the village bestows the honorific "Tommy" on the winner. Unsatisfied with mediocrity, these winners usually have many more holes created surgically (with tubes, of course).

"Hey, I don't have enough money for a prostitute. Let's go to Tuberville tonight."
"Are you crazy? That place is as gross as it is creepy. Plus last time I went I got fourteen venereal diseases, and the doc told me that he was going to write a paper on six of them because they haven't been described in the medical books yet."

by Andromeda's Bumper January 3, 2025

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