urgent tug 

Short, sharp male masturbation performed under time pressure. Often at risk of being caught/interrupted

The wife went to the shop, time for an urgent tug!

urgent tug by Gurusi May 4, 2015

jelly tug 

When a man masterbates using jelly as a lubricant.
Best results if jelly is microwaved so jelly is fairly warm. Increases pleasure.

I was looking to spice up my masterbatory experience so I gave myself a jelly tug. Wasn't that messy either.

jelly tug by T.S. Cooper August 4, 2008

Snuggie Tug 

The act of pleasuring ones self whilst under the secretive and cozy covering of a snuggie

Carl "Was it just me or was Hank making some wierd ass movements on the couch during that "i love lucy marathon"?"

Willford "Dude, honestly? I think he might have been getting his Snuggie Tug on!"

Carl "FOR REAL!? i was sitting right next to him!...That shit is not cool..."
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"When im in tha club, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on

When i roll on dubs, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on"

-"Snuggie Tug" by Turbo

Snuggie Tug by SROCE February 27, 2011

Furd tug 

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

Furd tug by Baby Derfs Alot May 7, 2011

Furd Tug 

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult

Why you bein a furd tug?

Furd Tug by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011

movie tug 

The act of getting a handjob while watching a movie.

Amber gave that manager a movie tug during titanic.

movie tug by Abombicus June 1, 2014

Amish tug 

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

Amish tug by Mattj March 2, 2015