When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
Get the Disconsolate Shower Tugmug. by Ant_Hoe_Knee15 May 12, 2010
Get the Pee pee tugmug. A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
Get the nut tug of warmug. The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.
Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018
Get the Nug N' Tugmug. The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.
by elypto August 11, 2008
Get the texas rope tugmug. refering to a woman stimulating man using her hands. A rug and tug however is often done secretly in a group setting (eg. under a blanket while watching a movie wiht a group). It is also refered to as a hand job, a happy ending, or a snake tamer
Boy 1: "So what did you are her do last weekend when she was over all day?"
Boy 2: "I got myself a rug n tug"
Boy 2: "I got myself a rug n tug"
by slangs up August 19, 2008
Get the Rug n Tugmug. by Jessica Stacey May 9, 2006
Get the tugging my squirrelmug.