Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

by Theboomer November 9, 2019

Trick or Treat

Cat

The cat was loving on me but then she attacked me, she is like a trick or treat

by Zagney December 3, 2023

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Lady treats

Those items lodged behind a lady's ear.

Come here; I'd really like to lick your lady treats.

by The Lady Treat June 8, 2009