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thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

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(Original meaning: the currency in the anime cowboy bebop.)
Can also be used to describe a big dick, similar to schlong balls.

“Who up that got a woolong?”

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