Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.

Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"

by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007

Toaster Lovin'

When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.

1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...

2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

get a toaster

If you sleep with more than 3 people in one organization then you are said to receive a toaster.

Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?

I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.

by DD892010 November 1, 2010

toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

by f April 16, 2004

coin-tosser

A person who changes sexual preferences and sexual identities alot. Someone who will become attracted to same sex gender at the flip of a switch, or "tossing of the coin". Someone who will randomly change their entire sexual identity without much thought (ie Hetero to Drag queen).

"Oh no! Donna, why is my boyfriend Dave sucking Bob's dick?" "Amy, didn't you know he was a coin-tosser when you met him? Yesterday he was dressed in drag and kissing my mother."

by Faqa U July 16, 2008

Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014