typostanding

Portmanteau of "Typo" and "Misunderstanding"

Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.

Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"

Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"

Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.

Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"

Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.

by azntiger954 October 13, 2016

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Tipsyfuck

To have Sex while drunk or heavily drunk. Tipsyfucks are normally very intense and the next day after you would have no idea you just tispyfucked someone!

Apparently last night I had a tipsyfuck with a girl at the party last night.

by AsianGamerr July 10, 2016

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Tipster

A tipsy hipster, or a hipster that is slightly drunk.

Person 1: Hey man did you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah he was totally a tipster.

by Awkward_Lena February 7, 2017

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Tipsy faded

How she feels after a couple of drinks and a couple of bong hits.

My girlfriend threw back a couple of beers and took a few good bong hits and then writes on snapchat that she is tipsy faded. (It means either there will be teasing only and no sex tonight or there will be amazingly hot sex for several hours). Please be the latter I don't want blue balls.

by Bigbear55555 April 26, 2017

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