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thongcrete

(thong-creet) The crusties that accumulate on one's thong after a period of not wiping. Can be either a man or woman, there is no discrimination on who wears thongs and accumulates thongcrete. Most normally associated with someone who is dirty and does not shower (or in this particular case, wipe). Kind of like fumunda cheese.
Fuck man, I've got some nasty thongcrete going on.
by TheRealKoolGuy November 10, 2010
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denim thong

The phenomenon that happens when a girl's shorts are so short that they appear to be a denim thong. Usually denim thongs are worn by girls who should never leave the house looking like this.
Amy: UH, do you see that girl's shorts?!?

Shelby: What the hell? Is that a denim thong?
by pnutbutter'sjelly May 28, 2011
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I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.
"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"
by JThompson March 24, 2007
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Thor

To penetrate a girl with a hammer-sized penis.

Past tense - thored
Guy: I'm gonna thor you later tonight.

Girl: He thored me last tonight
by Thor1234 January 14, 2011
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Man-thong

The condition when a man's underwear, usually briefs, have become so deteriorated on the back side that the material covering the ass cheeks has completely disintegrated leaving only the elastic band remaining. When exposed, the view from behind-to unwitting observers-appears like the wearer is sporting a thong.
Samantha: "I thought the plumber's crack was a nasty sight to witness. Yesterday, I saw a guy bend over at the gym revealing his man-thong."

Danielle: "Gross!"
by Perv Johnson February 28, 2011
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Thong Girl

Thong Girl is a comics and film series created by Glen Weiss and Lucky Louie Productions. Thong Girl is a Nashville based superhero whose super power is shooting lasers out of her ass. Thong Girl's latest film is Thong Girl 4: The Body Electric.
WOW! Thong Girl took down drug dealers with her ass laser.
by BeardedNail June 24, 2011
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Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy

Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.
That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy
by mouse July 28, 2004
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