Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.

The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022

TacheDad

Irish social media icon sensation and men's mental health activist "Tachedad", most commonly referred to simply as "papi" or "Tache daddy".

Rose to fame after his decision to grow a strawberry blonde fair ginger moustache in support of movember at age 16.

He now rocks the moustache 365 days a year.

Lauren: Have you seen Tachedad's new tache?

Jess: Omg yes gal! Tachedad is such a based sigma male x

by henryhooverlover May 26, 2022

teacher attachment

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

by nvsklover July 27, 2022

sped teacher

A very ugly looking turkey with a flabber old wrinkle neck who checks on sped kids in the christian school but generally does not do her job and fucking makes us do work

"FUCK sped teacher is here"

by 123gaysub August 21, 2018

English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.

Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.

by B-rizzle November 8, 2019

PE teacher fallacy

When PE teachers are fat as fuck, although they are supposed to be teaching physical fitness.

Why is Mr. Johnson so fat?

Dude its the PE teacher fallacy.

by Resistant December 14, 2019