The Shaggy is strong with this one...

A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.

Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...

by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013

Weak and strong

Weak and strong is both weak and strong, rather than perfect.

I'd rather be weak and strong than just weak only. At least I got a little range without having to go get a rifle.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

stronghorn

Someone willing to have sexual intercourse with men over 50; commonly used gay slang.

Charlie was known by his friends as a "stronghorn" due to his affinity for taking it up the butt from older men.

by AustinStrong January 11, 2014

Stroner

"a boner obtained by a gay male from someone other than another gay male, like a straight girl. A straight boner, Stroner."

I love sucking dick, but that girl gives such a Stroner.

by BigPtinyhands May 23, 2016

Strong Bad

Trogdor!!!!!!!!!

...Greetings party people in the place to be. I am called Strong Bad. Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives. Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video-games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my brothers, and The Cheat pretty much run the show around here. As well as serve as a sort of multi-pupose criminal element...

by Homsar November 4, 2003

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004

strong arm

throwing it back like a boss

Stop being a little bitch and strong arm that tequila

by Kabekah July 14, 2011