Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

stacking z's

CB lingo for getting some sleep; frequently used by people that did drugs in the 70's and/or watch Smokey and the Bandit whenever it's on cable

John: "Hey man, what are you doing?"
Rick: "I'm getting ready to start stacking z's before I have to go out on a long haul tomorrow."

or

John: "I think it's time to hit the hay and stack some z's."
Ginger: "OK, I guess we won't have sex then."

by gor8drz April 7, 2010

shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.

those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year

by BDizzy May 3, 2012

stacking nada

Plenty of nothing.

"Do you have any?" "No, i'm stacking nada."

by juicedmaster April 17, 2014

Quacker Stacking

The act of stacking ducks on top of each other, while trying to get each duck to continuously quack in harmony. Mostly done with friends in competition to see who can quacker stack the best.

Hey John, do you want to go quacker stacking today? I bet I'll dino dong off you!

by The Quacker Stacker December 16, 2011

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 5, 2011