Skip to main content

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
mugGet the Bean stock mug.

Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller
Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock
by Parnix11 June 18, 2018
mugGet the Rock that stock mug.

Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
mugGet the Tear the stockings mug.

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.
That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
mugGet the chub stock mug.

good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...
My kids come from good stock...me and my husband
by Scorpio Chic January 19, 2024
mugGet the good stock mug.

Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 3, 2021
mugGet the Stock-Hawk mug.

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
mugGet the The Crusty Stocking Stuffer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email