Snotchel

A cylindrical like object that shoots gross or distinguishing objects such as sticky liquids or rotten food, the items that are shot are usually soft mushy and liquid like, and should not be hard or dry.

Guy1-Dude why did u shoot me with that snotchel full of rotten milk.

Guy2-Cause its funny dude, now ur gonna smell for a week,

by The next great quarterback June 29, 2009

scotchopotamus

Someone who is committed to drink scotch exclusively throughout the night.

Hey man, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good. I'm scotchopotamus tonight.

by sacko14 January 17, 2010

Scotchie Bowler

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

spochy

means something or someone is not 100% right physically or mentally...

Ok you dyslexic chic...i know your eyes kinda spochy..but no need to reiterate everything.

by CJ_hugo March 13, 2012

Spatchy

Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.

by af632 August 17, 2012

slotch

a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.

"Woah! That Katie is one nasty Slotch!!"

by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013

Hop-scotchin

To be stomping on someone's opinion or action as if "Hopping" on it like chalk on asphalt.

"Did you really just take my Big Mac? Don't be Hop-scotchin' me like that, Bro!"-Yumi

"Oh, snap!"-Rachell

by Rachell-bystander May 1, 2011