Snotchel

A cylindrical like object that shoots gross or distinguishing objects such as sticky liquids or rotten food, the items that are shot are usually soft mushy and liquid like, and should not be hard or dry.

Guy1-Dude why did u shoot me with that snotchel full of rotten milk.

Guy2-Cause its funny dude, now ur gonna smell for a week,

Snotchel by The next great quarterback June 29, 2009

Penis snotchel 

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

Penis snotchel by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

snatchelor party by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

snatchel charge

When a women excretes vaginal fluids in a large quantity and the flow is quite pressurized. As if you were to throw a satchel charge in her vagina while performing vaginal sex at the pinacle of orgasim.

"As Christie and I were performing a sexual act last night, she snatchel charged all over my parents bed sheets."

snatchel charge by Kanzor November 7, 2009

Bert's Bumble Snitchel 

Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.

Yo fuck man let's hit up Bert's Bumble Snitchel, I'm starving for some eats after that compraz.

Bert's Bumble Snitchel by J Bro Chill January 31, 2009

snotchety 

A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.

Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.

Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic

snotchety by The West Wing of the MYHAT office December 31, 2007

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

snatchel by das_commish January 10, 2011